What I do in my spare time
So many of you have been wondering how I have the wonderfully sculputed physique that I do. Well for starters in the morning I down a huge glass of strawberry milkshake with a three-stack waffle topped with whipped cream, syrup, strawberries, chocolate sauce and sprinkles. As my mid-morning snack I will munch on a bag of two-bite brownies (two-bites x 24 brownies = 48 bites).At lunch I'll go a little lighter. A medium pizza topped with pepperoni, bacon, fried mushrooms and double cheese with a twinky for dessert. Sometimes I'll have some carrots for flavour. In the afternoon I eat a Super-Sized Big Mac Meal (Coke with no ice to wash it down) and half an apple pie.
Finally for dinner I'll usually have either a big bottle of beer with a bucket of fried chicken or I'll whip up a three-egg omelette stuffed with sausage, bacon, cheese, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, poonani, peppers, potatoes and some more cheese. Top it off with a little syrup for flavour ;)
But that's only half the story. I still have to put all that nutrition to good use. The other important aspect of my godlike figure is the excercise. Every night Chris, Rohit and I engage in our 'HARUP!' excercises. Check out the photo below and you'll understand exactly why I look the way I do...
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2 Comments:
hahah check out rohits punie ass compared to your whopper!
"Gotta dig deep, look hard, and FIND... that... omlette!?"
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